pizza:

*gets homework out of bag* i think that’s enough homework for one day

when youre at a concert does it suddenly hit you at random moments that the band are real people and not just pictures on the internet

a-study-in-gay:

gabul0sis:

like i don’t party i don’t do drugs i’m not pregnant i don’t worship satan or anything and all i do is get yelled at for stupid shit like leaving a fork in the sink 

who wrote the story of my life

debilitating:

if you are at a bookstore buying a book and they have the original cover and the movie cover and you buy the movie cover I’m never going to stop judging you

fuckyeahadventuretimegifs:

this-displeases-jimmy-novak:

And that’s for yanking my heart guts!”

My favorite thing about Fiona is she is 100% ready to punch you out for being a jerk to her. She doesn’t go “Oh, maybe I deserved it” or “Next time I’ll be more gaurded and this won’t happen”

No. She’s not changing shit. It was your fault you were being an asshole, and assholes get punched in the face.

Fionna is a boss babe.